did you marry him?!?
no he was boring
well if only you were hot instead of grey with highly reflective sunglasses
I went on a date once and probably spent twenty minutes talking about how much I love dogs so the guy started pointing out every dog that walked by which I then stopped to pet
If you’re hot and you think I’m hot you need to speak the fuck up
She fell over with that face the moment I started rubbing her belly
Belly scratches are heaven to a pig.