the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.
reblog because wow what a great quality audio file this is
wow this file really is high quality
im kind of shocked
i thought the comments were being sarcastic im not sure if im disappointed or not
where did you even get that
DID YOU EVER THINK THAT CHIP IS JUST THAT PERFECT??
ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have
good christ steve your face
Get your fucking hand off my shoulder before I star Spangle beat the shit outta you
Nothing makes me happier than the fact that the Icelandic government will neither confirm nor deny the existence of elves.
A friend linked me these because he thought they’d be relevant to me, he was extremely correct. If these pieces of advice aren’t relevant to you, improve yourself until they are.
A good chunk of Tumblr could benefit from this.
Tumblr needs to study the first one