theomni replied to your post: I went on a date once and probably spe…

did you marry him?!?

no he was boring 

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Anonymous:
"I think you're hot, so we're halfway there"

well if only you were hot instead of grey with highly reflective sunglasses

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I think I’m simultaneously the funniest and most annoying person ever

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I went on a date once and probably spent twenty minutes talking about how much I love dogs so the guy started pointing out every dog that walked by which I then stopped to pet 

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"I love dogs"

— me, every single day of my life (via soylentpink)
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honorings:

If you’re hot and you think I’m hot you need to speak the fuck up

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allthingspiggly:

worldofthecutestcuties:

She fell over with that face the moment I started rubbing her belly

Belly scratches are heaven to a pig.

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Anonymous:
"so did you and casey have sex when you met"

hunkules:

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steviefuckingnicks:

YOUNG. JOE. BIDEN. 

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